I've been in jail.

I've just spent the past 2 years in jail which might explain my absents but I doubt anybody really reads this anyway. When I got out my dog of 12 years died. I miss him bad. Life sucks sometimes. Oh, why'd I go to jail? Some bitch I was fucking around with said she was eighteen but turns out she was like fifteen and half. Plus I stole her dads car. Then wrecked it a mile down the road and went back and stole her mom's car. I traded it for a PlayStation 3 and like 5 games. That's why I went to jail and cause I violated my probation from some other shit back in the day. It's all good though because I found God and he told me to keep doing drugs and keep on fucking them bitches.
Peace
TK
RIP DUKE
Now go get you a copy of Big Fish in Middlesex.